Never Trust A Fart Quote

Never Trust A Fart Quote. Never trust a fart. Funny As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart; Somewhere, some lucky guy is having a heart attack Share your thoughts on this The Bucket List's quote with the community.

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I don't know what most people say at these occasions because in all honesty, I've tried to avoid them. As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart; Somewhere, some lucky guy is having a heart attack [Carter hands Edward an article about Kopi Luwak, Edward's favorite coffee].

"Never Trust a Fart" Sticker by tispy Redbubble. * Thomas: I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude. "You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you." - Carter Chambers

Never Trust A Fart Greeting Card by Admin_CP12657879. A great memorable quote from the The Bucket List movie on Quotes.net - Edward Cole: As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart ADVICE given to Billy Connolly on turning 60: a) "If you get the chance to have a wee, take it" b) "Never trust a fart." c) "If you get an erection, don't waste it.